Have you ever wanted to take a babe out but you didn’t have money enough to even buy chewing gum? You keep postponing the date until the day you finally have 40K for that long awaited date. Deep down, you are so worried you might end up washing the dishes in case she orders for a bowl of crocodile meat.
Well don’t despair, hope is not lost on you. Just read on, you are about to discover how to make your budget date brilliant as long you take my invaluable advice. When the date is done, she will be yours not only for one night but until her heart goes bananas in your arms.
So the day of the date is agreed upon, probably she wants to go out with you out of pity (I pray not brother) or out of genuine interest (then you are a lucky man). First don’t start running around like an orphaned chicken just because she agreed to the date, keep calm it’s time to do your research.
It is the first date so no movies because you will not have quality time, besides, you will have to pay a fortune for a movie she alone knows. Don’t take her bowling or horse riding, lest you end up cleaning horse waste while she stands watching you like a stranded hyena.
Make it different, make it romantic and take her out to a ‘free to enter’ park, a place with trees, water, flowers and benches on a Saturday as the sun goes to sleep. Utilize those promotions I often come across I hear buy one pizza get one free; on a lucky day, you will even get a free soft drink as an addition.
Buy that promotional pizza, jump onto that taxi to the date venue and give her directions on where to find you as I abhor you from borrowing your sisters’ car. Make sure you get there before she does, pick out one those benches by the water just next the pink lilies.
Once she is there, the date can begin; you have promotional pizza, promotional soft drinks, a belle lady by your side, a sleepy sun and water; which girl in their right senses wouldn’t fall in love with you. The sun and water cost nothing; all you will have to spend on is transport and those promotional edibles.
At the end of the date, make sure you pick those lilies and give them to her, jump on the same taxi back home and push her to her door step, a better move than if you turned up in a borrowed car that you will spend more time pushing than driving. You will turn out as the model boyfriend until time immemorial. Remember, you don’t have to give her money on the very first date, you are not her FATHER!!!