I trust this finds you well. We are well too. Seeing you on the telly every now and then sustains our defiant spirit, encouraging us to push forward.
Please don’t catch feelings, I have to ask, “How do you cope with the uniform?” All those years disturbing the yellow establishment you helped build, yellow ought to be your least favourite color. I mean, are you an MTN subscriber, do you even eat bananas?
Hopefully, your crafty mind finds more excuses for us to see you more in court. Anti most of us cannot visit you at you new home. Somehow, we lack the clearance. And the time to engage in impromptu visits, that we do not have. Kasangati was convenient; less imposing as the walls of that garrison. But the proverbial North remembers. There’s no true Lord of the Defiant. We remember.
We crossed paths the other day; me on my way to my daily grind and you; on your usual to Kasangati court. I gotta admit. You have arrived, finally. Who would have thought an enemy of the state would savour all those stones.
It makes my heart heavy with envy and your shoe size notwithstanding I ought to fit my feet in them shoes. You’re the equivalent of our nation’s bigwigs; ministers or executives of our judiciary, the president.
When a traitor travels in a 4-vehicle convoy my heart itches. It yearns and lusts. This heart longs to join your league and to that effect I hereby request for tips on the matter; on how to arrive at the level that is Besigye’s.
I doubt you have access to WiFi there. No jailer in their right mind would allow his residents pleasures of the sort. And in the odd case that internet access is available, I bet a complex password swap system is in place alternating hourly through incomprehensible Eastern European names like *JEDRZEJCZYK* or mythical Kiganda names reserved for boogeymen *KYAKUBALINKUFUENYEGENYAMBWEKKUSEEKI*.
If that is the case, let me bring you up to speed. Your dawgs miss you terribly, Stella Nyanzi especially. You started a bushfire with little bush to play with. Now your peers are bereft of worth exploits. Stella passes her time instructing Stella Jr. on condoms and things made for condoms. Her obsession with Ikoku keeps her at bay.
Peter Pirra Sematimba got the boot; he is not fit for Kadaga’s House. He’s not alone though. MPs are flying out of Parliament like frantic flies. Need I mention most of them are ‘Yellow Flies’? That is more slots for your Team Defiance to work with. I hoped to skip this but I will not. Nambooze is unwell, a sad thing. But surgery was a success after medics found ‘poison’ in her gut.
In other news, the Brits went AWOL. The Queens serfs are done sucking up the EU. Portugal won the Euros and Messi missed jail time by the whiskers. Idris Elba is not the new Bond, apparently Hollywood has reduced him to playing a Bengal tiger in a kids’ movie adaptation. Your transgressor hosted Netanyahu and aced his speech for the Entebbe Raid 40 year commemoration, he had us all laughing like Mufasa’s hyenas. If you see it, you would laugh too.
This is as far as I go today. Make sure to reply as soon as permitted. I will not include rolex in this parcel, those prison twats are as hungry as they come and you food would never get to you.
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a bored follower.