Please, the title alludes to no profanity of any sort. Babies (and some adults) suck thumb; and it is not such a bad thing.
Anyhow, I saw the movie Angry Birds. Three angry birds with no idea what to make of their honest emotion boilings. Imagine you are trapped on an island full of bird folk and you can’t fly away. You’d probably sit there and watch the clock of your sorry life tic toc to a halt.
I enjoyed the movie; I was bored, hungry, and alone with night owling duty on my hands. That stuff makes any kid movie tolerable. And it’s full of birds; we Ugandans love our chicken and pork. Need I mention the pigs steal the birds’ eggs; the birds attack Piggie Island and rescue the eggs/chicklets?
Yeah, yeah! I know what you’re thinking; birds attacking pigs. I thought so too. Birds crashing into pigs; good game plot, shitty movie plot. That’s the movie in a wrap.
But watch it nonetheless, particularly if you’re in every bit in the mood for foolery.
This motion picture certainly entertains, Besigye would approve. The red cardinal appropriately named Red will infect you with his rude sarcasm. His larger than life eyebrows don’t help his cynicism. Red kicked a chicklet for kicking a ball off his house. gawwwd, who does that? (May be I would).
Chuck the yellow kingfisher is a delightful spin off of the X-MEN character Quicksilver, Chuck is so fast he outruns time. And that is all there is to love about the movie; just Red and Chuck. Mighty Eagle is the idol of Bird Island who sleeps all day and pees in the Lake of Wisdom. Spoiler alert; Chuck and Bomb drank from the lake.
If it serves any purpose, Mighty Eagle is voiced by yours truly, Peter Dinklage. And in the movie, a certain Matilda, chicken teacher of the Anger Management Class can shoot bombs out of her rear.
It is that silly, delightfully. Now get with it at a cinema near you.
Below is the official theatrical trailer.