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Operation No Foolery: Tired of Being Tired

Posted By: arthuron: August 04, 2016In: Community, HumourTags: Kampala, life, people, Uganda, work

Two things I wanna do today; one, sit back and do nothing. That’s something right? You see, I outdid myself over breakfast. Someone should have warned me. Too much honeyed bread... Read more

Of Multi Billion Farms And Adoption; Open Letter To Muhanga

Posted By: arthuron: August 03, 2016In: All Blogs, Community, HumourTags: corruption, internet, Kampala, life, money, people, politics, Real Estate, Uganda, women

Dearest Muhanga, beloved Honourable and mother of I don’t know how many. By the Way You’re Pretty Cute Let me gloat freely for once. It’s maturity and not youth that... Read more

M7 Loves His Rifles And UBC Confuses Us All; 5 Things August Has Taught Us So Far

Posted By: arthuron: August 03, 2016In: Community, General, Humour, Politics, Sports, UncategorizedTags: Kampala, life, politics, Uganda

I hate to say this; I hate August, it is only the second and I hate it already. August promises much in my world; mom’s birthday I dare not forget and a chatty landlady w... Read more

How To Get Along With Your Father-In-Law

Posted By: Squibbon: July 30, 2016In: Community, Humour, RelationshipsTags: couples, life, love, marriage, men, people, relationship, relationships, Uganda, women

Ask any married guy how it is going with his lady’s old man, and you will be shocked; mixed opinions guaranteed. While mothers-in-law get the stingiest pinch for warring with their son... Read more

7 Ways She Wants You To Use Your Hands

Posted By: Squibbon: July 22, 2016In: General, Humour, RelationshipsTags: love, marriage, men, relationships, sex, valentine, women

Ever wondered which part of your body she likes? Well, my mind has wandered off (too oft) on the matter and believe me, this one is a shocker. Forget the proverbial Longfellow down south; it... Read more

9 Things We Do That Annoy Ladies

Posted By: Squibbon: July 16, 2016In: Community, Humour, Internet Culture, Relationships, Social MediaTags: couples, life, love, marriage, men, people, relationships, sex, Social media, women

Guys, today we are doing the ladies a solid. From the top man in State House in Entebbe, down the status strata to the last goat herder in Kyempene, Rubaare, and the law is universal.... Read more

Open Letter to Taata Anselm

Posted By: Squibbon: July 11, 2016In: Community, Humour, Internet Culture, Politics, Social MediaTags: besigye, Betty Nambooze, Ikoku, Mufasa, Stella Nyanzi

Dear Bes, I trust this finds you well. We are well too. Seeing you on the telly every now and then sustains our defiant spirit, encouraging us to push forward. Please don’t catch feel... Read more

It’s World Chocolate Day, Hooray!

Posted By: Squibbon: July 07, 2016In: All Blogs, Humour, Social Media, UncategorizedTags: Alcohol, beet root, cake, Chocolate, chocolate bomb, pizza, Pizza Hut, rum, space, Uganda, Uganda anthem, weed, World Chocolate Day

I know this is a sorry excuse for junkies like me to indulge overly but who would pass up the chance. We love chocolate and equally so; we love to think of it. Chocolate is a mighty s... Read more

The World’s 7th Most Popular Woman Is A Man

Posted By: Guest Writeron: July 02, 2016In: Humour, UncategorizedTags: humour

What is the most surprising thing? I love Justin Beiber. Oops, not Beiber; what a shocking surprise that would be. It is his song that I love, Where Are U Now. And only for the love o... Read more

Angry Birds Review: Pluck my life, It Sucks

Posted By: Guest Writeron: July 02, 2016In: HumourTags: angry birds, review

Please, the title alludes to no profanity of any sort. Babies (and some adults) suck thumb; and it is not such a bad thing. Anyhow, I saw the movie Angry Birds. Three angry birds with... Read more